Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...