How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream