Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...