Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...