They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...