What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...