By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!