Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...