Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...