At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...