Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...