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The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Architect programmer
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You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...