Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...