How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...