Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...