Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...