Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Solving a problem
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Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...