Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...