Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...