How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...