Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...