Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...