Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...