Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...