Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Is he a good dentist?
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Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...