Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...