What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.