Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...