Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.