Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...