Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...