Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Car Acronyms
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Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...