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Gift tombstones
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Hair spray
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Palindromes
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You’ve been programming too long when
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2 men and a woman…
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College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!