Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...