A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.