Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Very Short Lists
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...