Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...