Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!