Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”