A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...