How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...