A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...