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To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Put me into a fighting mood
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Newfie goes skydiving
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I am afraid of that tarmac
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Stop redundancy
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Your Job
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The dieter’s church!
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Some shorties…one rude :)
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