Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...