TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Welfare applications
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Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage