The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...