Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...