A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...