Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...