Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...