Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...