The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...