The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...