Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...